Where the Bears at?

As you been noticing Earth is in a pretty rough shape right now, Global Warming is to blame. I want "Deannaville" get better so people, polar bears, and some other animals (I guess) would be able to survive. I am extremely concerned about my beautiful, marvelous, and extraordinary polar bears. My scientists have been studying them and came to the conclusion that in 2040 all the ice in the world will melt completely; two-thirds of the polar bears will die. This is not acceptable. I will try with all my power to stop Mother Nature from melting all the ice. If I rule the world I would go in a spaceship to the sun and physically move the sun myself. Nothing will stop me from performing this operation called, "Save P-Bears". The polar bears will not be able to adapt the new climate. It breaks my heart to hear about polar bears drowning more than a child being diagnosed with an incurable disease. I understand that this might seem insensitive, but polar bears are endangered animals; humans are clearly not endangered. There is no budget; I repeat there is no budget to save my precious polar bears. 

National Deanna Day

Selfish, I am not, but yet the idea having a day every year dedicated to me is, well, excellent. I now declare that on September 9th will be National Deanna Day. On National Deanna Day people will enjoy a whole day full of fun.  I know that school and work would interfere on this great day, so there will be no school or work. Yeah! Everyone should spend their day with families and friends, enjoying having a BBQ, and playing outside. I want to remind you that this day is all about ME, so I expect everyone to bring me a present. (I prefer flowers and a truck load of chocolate or sour patch kids.) Everyone should at least come visit me once in their lifetime at my unbelievably amazing mansion. Yes, I want to see all the lovely or ugly faces of the citizens in "Deannaville". I want this national day to be celebrated for a very long time. I want to receive flowers, thoughtful cards, and candy till the day I die. I am warning you that no one can get rid of me easily, because I am not planning on dying anytime soon. I have planned to rule the world forever and ever. I will never die. Scientist all over the world had come up with a genius creme to preserve my youth for me and only me.   

Your Ruler

I, Deanna Jessica Levitskiy, have taken over the world, hypothetically, of course. I am most definitely capable of ruling the world because I am intelligent, and have all the characteristics of a leader. Plus, I am Ukrainian, which makes me a person with a the right values, therefore, making me a remarkable ruler.  I decided to change some things on this planet we call “Earth”. “Earth” will now be called “Deannaville”. In this blog I will be posting all the changes to “Deannavile”. These changes might be good for society or just good for me, but there will be changes, no doubt about it. I don’t want people in “Deannaville” to be miserable; I truly do believe in world peace, but sometimes “world peace” is overrated. My goal, as a leader, is to mold this world according to my own standards, but to also teach people the correct ways of living in “Deannaville”. Everyone will be better off if I ruled the world; I am essentially 1,000 times better than the rulers today. Let’s be honest here, we know that the world is struggling through the terrible economy, violence, and lack of structure. You will be proud to have a killer ruler like me.