Showing posts with label education. Show all posts
Showing posts with label education. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2013

No more Tests

Students of "Deannaville", I bring you good news! I declared that ever school in "Deannaville" will not be allowed to give students any type of tests. (No math tests, English tests, gym tests, driving tests, and many others.) When I was a student many, many, many years ago, I would get so stressed and upset for tests that I would want to commit bloody murder to an innocent puppy. It is time for a change in the school system!!! I am tired of seeing students getting stressed over a ridiculous test, all the time they put into studying instead of hanging out with friends and family! Getting rid of tests would save schools a lot of money and time to teach students more important things. I know doing this would also will help the teachers tremendously and a super stress-reliever. If I hear anything about a teacher giving students tests, then I will forcefully send the teacher to the Sahara Desert where all the people that are infected with AIDS or HIV. I personally believe that if any teacher is giving a student a hard will be tortured by my Russian army. I do not mess around when it comes to education. 

Friday, March 1, 2013

Welfare... I don't think so.

My dear citizens in "Deannaville", for those who are on welfare, you are screwed. I understand that welfare is used to aid people when they are not financially stable. By the looks of it, people that are on welfare are people sitting in on their lazy butts in their trailer drinking beer or other drink products like Mountain Dew.  I don't think it is fair for those hard working people's money go to those lazy failures. If I ruled the world I would make all the people on welfare get off their worn down sofa, and find a job or get an education. Like I stated before in my previous post, "Education", people should go to college and get a well paid job. If they don't want to go to school for whatever reason, they will work in a hard labor factory. For anyone that is on welfare will be placed in a factory that is insanely hard labor, so that they can make up all the lost time that they had wasted doing nothing. Anyone that is still sitting at home watching TV, doesn't have a job, nor doesn't want an education will get a nice visit of my agents wearing black suits. I wouldn't want to mess with them; they can set anyone straight or mess up people's faces. Watch out people on welfare, I am coming to get you! 

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Education... Or Hard Labor


Education is pretty important, in my opinion. Education is key to surviving; I know that many people might disagree, but its true. There are more than a hand-full of kids that can’t get a free education, about 121 million children to be specific. I want to change this. If I ruled the world, I would give every child an education and a safe school where they can play and learn. I want every child from any country to have an opportunity to achieve their dreams. Seriously, every living soul in “Deannaville” should fulfill their LIFE DREAM, no matter how crazy it sounds! If a little African American girl from the poorest part of Africa wants to be a doctor, then she should go for it! Nothing should stop this girl! I will build a ton of schools all over “Deannaville”, so there will be no excuses that there are not enough schools. I will supply all the schools with all the high tech technology and school supplies that they would need. For all those children that don’t want an education, they will be forced to work in hard labor factory for the rest of their lives. No mercy.